Kids are so funny...

Recently heard:

1. "OUCH...Mommy, your legs are prickly just like Daddy's face." while applying lotion to my legs.
2. "Are those boys or girls?" pointing at two tween-aged boys with long hair.
3. "Daddy has a pretty old car. When I'm 16 Daddy will fix it and I can drive it." talking about Fred's '69 Toyota Corona sitting in the garage.
4. "That monkey has a funny bottom." pointing to a monkey at the zoo.